R.I.P. Falcor
2004-2021 I have been dreading writing this for weeks, but on December 20, Falcor left this life for the rainbow bridge the way she came into…
Grandpa Shop Vac
NOTE: This originally appeared in my newsletter, Skizzleplex. Sign up today so you don’t miss out! Trashburg was like a lot of rural Mississippi: provincial, backwards…
“I hate that damn song!” by Ray Parker Jr.
It may surprise you to hear, but Ray Parker Jr. has a deep- seated contempt for his most famous song, the “Theme From Ghostbusters.”Unlike some artists,…
Dr. Penis Puncher, M.D.
Now that my lawsuit is over, I can finally tell you my story: In the fall of 2017, I was experiencing numbness ‘down there’ and so…
I’m a pilot!
Back in the ‘olden days’ of plane travel, I got to sit in the pilot’s seat of the 747 taking my family to Disney World and…
Best summer ever!
I don’t know about you, but so far my summer is sucking big time. It’s even worse when I compare it to last summer, which was…
No Soup For New Cars.
NOTE: This is an entry from my twitter page that I have condesnsed here for increased ease of readability. ATTN: BMW USA, I recently tried to…
Don’t Pinch Me!
I fucked up. Big time. Right now, I am writing this blog on my iPhone. I am huddled under my desk trying to get a hold…
Attack of the Clones®
“Look at this shit!” Frank demanded, holding out a tissue containing several curly black hairs, which he attempted to force upon the nearest three or four…
Eric Filipkowski 